Name Questions
First Name: Jouni
Middle Name(s): Juhani
Last Name: Niemi
What does your best friend call you? Don't have best friend
What does your mom call you? Jouni
What does your dad call you? -||-
What do your grandparents call you? -||-
What does you boyfriend/girlfriend call you? Got no girlfriend
Any other nicknames you care to share? Got no other nicknames, wich could be used

Lifetime Questions
What's your date of birth? 6th of June, '91
What time was it when you were born? Dunno
Where were you born? Central hospital of Tampere
Who was there when you were born? My mom and some random doctors. Dunno if my dad was there...
What was your first word? I don't know.
When did you learn to walk? Dunno. Seriously, i don't give a crap when i learned to do shit n' stuff.

Home, Sweet, Home
Where did you live when you were born? Jalasjärvi
Who did you live with? Mom and dad
How many times have you moved? 4 or 5 times.
Name all the cities/towns you've lived in: Jalasjärvi (it's a village, but screw that), Kauhajoki, Nummikoski (another village, crappy one) and Ikkeläjärvi (again village).
Name all the people you've lived with: Mom, dad, stepmom and -dad, my 3 sisters (mom's side) and sister and brother (dad's side. I prefer them), my cousin, aunts and grandmother (dad's mom, to be exact).
Do you like where you currently live? My small appartment near downtown of Kauhajoki? It could be better...
Where's your favorite place that you've lived? Ikkeläjärvi
Are you planning to move soon? No.
If so, to where? Somewhere, wich has a better appartment.
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? Australia would be cool.
When you "grow-up" where do you want to live? Somewhere...

High School
What school did you go to? I'n not in high school. Commercial school of Kauhajoki. And i'm still there.
Who were some of your favorite teachers? Kaukosalo and Saarijärvi. They are both pretty cool...
What were some of your favorite classes? Photography.
Who were some of your friends? My cousin and two other class mates. And they still are my friends.
What activities did you particpate in? I don't get the question
Did you enjoy High School? Some times i DO enjoy being there (commercial school). Sometimes it sucks.

College/Post-Secondary
Did you/do you/do you plan to attend college? Maybe
If so, where did/do/will you attend? Dunno
...What was/is/will be your major? ...
...Do you have a special reason or do you just enjoy it? I just like it

Romance Questions (user's comment: Oh crap...)
Currently/
Single or Taken: Single
If taken, by whom?.
...is it serious? .
...who asked who? .
...will it be forever or is it just temporary?.
If single, do you like someone? Nah
...do they like you? No?
...who is this mystery person anyway? Some imaginary character in my head. FUCK YEAH!
...do you enjoy being single? Not really.

Your Past/
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you have? None.
Who were they? I would not tell, even if i had any of them
How many people have you kissed? 2? 1 for surely, but second can't remember (drunk, you see).
How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend? Never had one. Just a romance with some girl, and it ended pretty crappy.
How old were for your first kiss? 17
Did your parents have rules about when you could start dating? No. I would thank God for that, if i would believe in him.
If so, what were they? ...

Your Future/
Do you want to get married? No
If so, when? ...
...where? ...
...to whom? ...?
Do you want children? ... I'm not i the mood right now.
If so, when? ...
...how many? ...
...with whom? Like i would know that.

Your Friends
How many deviantART friends do you have? In DA 12, in real life: Many.
Do you actually know and talk to all of them? Yes. Except on. She lives in Britain.
How many close friends do you have? Too lazy to do math.
Who was your first friend? Some one.
Who's your newest friend? Dunno. Some guy from Nummirock. Wait, it must be Camilla. Met her at a random trip to Vaasa.
Do you make friends easily? If i want to.
Are you a good friend? Maybe?
What do you like to do with your friends? Drink booze, go nuts, etc...
How did you meet most of your friends? Throuhg other friends

Your Best Friends
Name: Riia
Age: 20
When did you meet? Somewhere. Can't remember
Why are you friends? because im awsome! 'Cause were cousins
Why is this person your best friend? She just is.
Is he/she single or taken? Single
If he/she is taken, do you like his/her significant other? ...
...did they ask you if you approved before they started dating this person? Why would anyone ask thing like that from me?

Your Family
What's your mom's name? Tanja
How old is she? About 40
Where is she right now? In Nummikoski
Do you get along? Somehow
What's your dad's name? Timo
How old is he? 41
Where is he right now? Somewhere in Southern Ostrobothnia. Working.
Do you get along? Yeah (btw, my parent's are divorced)
How many of your grandparents have you had the chance to meet? 3
How many are still alive today? 2
Do you see them often? Only another of them.
Do you get along with them? Yup.
How many of your great grandparents have you had the chance to meet? 1
How many are still alive today? 0
Do you see them often? Nah
Do you get along with them? I did
How many aunts and uncles do you have? 3 aunts and 2 uncles. Used to have 3 of them but one of them died.
How many first cousins (your mom and dad's siblings' children) do you have? 8
How many second cousins (your mom and dad's first cousins) do you have? No idea. I only know that part of them live in Danmark and others in Canada.
How many other cousins do you have? What?
Do you get along with most of your cousins? Yep.
Are you older or younger than most of them? Some are older than me and some are younger.
Who's your favorite cousin? Riia. I spent most of the time with her (if i'm not alone)
Who's your least favorite? ...
Do you have siblings? Yes.
If so, how many? 5
...what are their names? Janika, Janette, Jasmiina (mom's side), Taija and Niko (dad's side)
...how old are they? 13-6. Cant' remember their ages.
...do you get along with them? yep.

Lasts
Who was the last person you saw? Cashier of Siwa
Who was the last person you talk to on AIM or Yahoo or MSN, etc.? Saku.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My boss.
Who was the last person you had a text conversation with? Can't remember.
What was the last thing you drank? Lapin Kulta (Beer)
...ate? Bread
What was the last thing you watched on the TV? Document about cannibalism and cannibals
...did you enjoy it? Yes. It was informative.
Whose was the last funeral you attended? My uncle
...did you cry? Yes.

Locations
Where are you currently? In my appartment.
Where was the last place you went? Siwa, a corner shop in center of Kauhajoki.
Are there any lights on in the room you're in? Yes.
If so, which ones? The one, that is in ceiling.
Is there anyone else in the room with you? No.
If so, who? Just me and my shadow.

Today
What's the date? October 15th
What day of the week is it? Thursday
When did you wake up? 9:00
...why? Had to go to work.
When did you get out of bed? 9:54. Made it to work just fine.
...why? I'm too lazy to get up, if there is a clock waking me up.
How many meals have you had today? 3-5
...where did you eat them? At work, Rolls and appartment.
...who were you with? No one.
How many people have you spoken to in person today? Many.
...who? My boss and some customers.
How many people have you spoken to on the phone today? Many.
...who? Read second line abow from this line.
How many people have you texted today? 0
...who? ...
How many people have texted you today? 0
...who? ...
How many people have you IM'd/have IM'd you today? 0
...who? ...
Has today been a good day so far? Good enought

Tomorrow
What are your plans? Off to work.
What time do you plan to get up? 9:00
Do you plan to eat breakfast? Nah.
If so, where and with whom? ...
Who is the first person you will see? Some random people on the street.
Who is the first person you'll have a whole conversation with? My boss.
Where will you be when you wake up? In my bed.
Who will be with you? Just me and my dvds, cds, etc...

Favorites
Color(s): Black
Number: 6
Food(s): Spaghetti
Drink(s): Coffee, beer, Järgermaister, Pepsi Max, Battery...
Actor(s): Johnny Depp, Robert Englund, Jackie Earle Haley, Jack Nicholson, Anthony Hopkins...
Actress(es): Halle Berry...
Movie(s): A Nightmare on Elm Street-, Child's Play-, Hellraiser- and Die Hard-series, The Shining...
TV Show(s): Mythbusters, Futurama, The Simpsons
Book(s): Rakkaudella, Hynynen and Slayer biography.
Magazine(s): Metal Hammer and Inferno.
Author(s): Jouni Hynynen
Animal(s): Dog and wolf
Type(s) of Music: Thrash, folk and death metal mainly. Also Black metal, rock, punk and even some classic
Band(s): Slayer, Kreator, Cannibal Corpse, Satyricon, Kotiteollisuus, Korpiklaani...
Singer(s): Tom Aray of Slayer and Randy Blythe of Lamb of God.
CD(s): Slayer records, Lamb of God's Wrath, The Varangian Way by Turisas, Karkelo by Korpiklaani, etc...
Song(s): Many. one of them is Eyes of the Insane by Slayer.
Board Game(s): Just some game
Card Game(s): Poker
Misc. Game(s): Crash TwinSanity, Worms 2, Max Payne 2, Hitman: Blood Money...
Season: Summer
Month: June
Holiday(s): Midsummer
Day of the week: Saturday

Currently
What time is it? 23:12
Where are you? Still in my appartment
Anyone else there? No.
If so, who? ...
Look to your right, what's there? Pile of CD's
Look to your left, what's there? Piles of DVD's
Look behind you, what's there? Pile of empty juice boxes
Look over the computer screen, what's there? A window
Is there something you should be doing? dunno
Who do you miss/want to be with? ...
Where do you want to be? Drinkin' booze with mah pals
Are you thirsty/hungry? Nah.
Are you eating or drinking anything? Pepsi Max
If so, what? ...
What are you wearing? Motörhead-shirt and combat trousers
Are you tired? a bit
...what about bored? You got that right